My dad got a job offer in Texas, if he takes it I have to spend my summer in a place that is hotter than satan’s balls. FUCK.
FUCKING PERIODS THOUGH. SERIOUSLY. EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING A FUNCTIONING REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM, LET ME JUST STOP THAT BECAUSE IT’S ANNOYING FOR YOU. THINK ABOUT HOW FUCKING ANNOYING IT IS FOR THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THAT SHIT FIRST HAND YOU FUCKING PRICK
36) NEVER DATING YOU
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they yell at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
I also hate when you do this and then they tell the entire family, neighborhood, their workmates, and everyone in the entire world about it.
And they wonder why I never tell them anything anymore
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
hollister worker gives me amazing relationship advice
i put your name on the bullet
so everyone knows
you were the last thing
that went through my head.